[Cyclopea]

Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl

as a self-identified non-gender specific non-chair
Non-chairs are welcome in this thread as long as they are allies of chairs, or chair dancers (amateur or professional) or chair dancing supporters and aficionados.
(who is brilliant and has command of a vast vocabulary that is better than yours)
And who are modest
i object to the anti-non-chair language of this thread and will be reporting you to both the carpenter's and the fabricator's unions post haste.
My team of attorneys will respond to you shortly... And while you do not ID as "chair", you are still a surface upon which to sit (or dance) No?
it is with great honor and pseudo-humility that i present to you...

The Superior Academic Dancers - Neo Evolutionary Retro Dance Symposium 2009

<<<insert SAD NERDS Video here>>>
The idea that gender undefined non-chairs are sad nerds is indeed sad! We support you in your efforts to achieve peace and happiness (but nerds are cool so have at it).
YouTube- USC Staff Retirement Association "Chair Dancing"

That Retired USC Staff Association video is really sweet, although badly filmed. As someone who has personally conducted low-impact seated exercise programs for mobility impaired folks I can assure readers that there is a serious, therapeutic side (no joking here) to seated exercise and dance. And then there are some folks who have no legs, or no use of their legs. They take seated dance seriously, dance circles around those who are typically abled, and Kick Ass, chair-dance wise...
Like this couple, who put most mobility-typical couples to shame:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCsdgCNFhjg"]YouTube- Unbelievable wheelchair dancer[/ame]
Not so funny tonight, but more a "fan" mood inspired by your USC Video post..
Blessings and thanks to all the amazing dancers who dance and let nothing (like being seated) get in their way. Sorry to break away from the satire for a minute but I've been pondering how to say this since I introduced the thread...