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Old 12-27-2009, 10:49 AM   #611
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I have two beloved pets and one is a giant goldfish.
I bought him for ten cents out of the feeder tank at the pet store five or six years ago and he's grown into a monster fish.

I call him Hoover because he sucks up rocks all day and spits them out. He goes on rock spitting benders where all I'll hear is the pow-pow-pow of rocks hitting the glass like Space Invaders.
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