I confess your post brought many smiles to my face!!
I confess the mere thought of you makes me smile 
I confess that I figured you would laugh when I said dirty - and again when you typed your response...and probably again reading this!!
I confess you don't want to know what I thought when I read 'worm' LOL
I confess that we do know each other rather well..
I confess that you are right!!!!! Sometimes it's scary!
I confess that I appreciate that you would take the fish off the hook for me! My hands are grateful!!
I confess I wouldn't have it any other way!!!!
I confess that fishy hands are not happy hands.
I confess that is why I always have a fishing towel! Plus catfish are slimy
I confess that you know my competitive drive well...a girl does like to brag occasionally
I confess I am competitive as well and likely won't give you too much slack.
I confess that Florida sounds good to me!!
I confess that I have parents there with an extra room!!!
I confess that I am also glad that we fixed the leak before it could become a flood..and that it turned into a growing pain of our friendship...which are necessary at times.
I confess that it made me not take you being in my life for granted!
I confess that I truly can't imagine my life without your presence..and would rather not have to...
I confess that I would fight like hell to not let that happen!!!!
I confess that you make my heart swell with love and affection!
I confess I like it when you talk dirty (swell) LOL
I confess that I am worried that you won't take care of you while you are sick!! Lots of fluids, lots of vitamins (in any form), lots of rest!!!
I confess that I'm doing the best I can. I really would like some hot soup! I can't take vitamins though - I'm allergic to something in them. And I would like to rest but I can't breath sitting up, I can only imagine how fun it's going to be when I lie down
Does Mt Dew count as fluids lol Actually I'd love some lava hot coffee - actually any hot drink, but that will probally have to wait til tomorrow.