[Diva]

So last night, I went for an extravaganza at my Sissy's house....Mmmmm.....queso and brisket and Diet Root Beer (among other things). AND a new beret, hand knit by The Mini~Berry!!!!! (It's looks great with my "Wild Artist Hair"!)

ANYway.....so I'm on my way home, yes? La, la, la......Josh Groban cranked up to the baby Jeebus (who also loves Josh Groban, btw).....and I'm at the light, about to turn onto the feeder road of I~35. I pull up next to this hot cop. I may have noticed.....

Then the light turns green, the guy ahead of me goes.....so I go, right? Isn't that what one is supPOSED to do?

And all of a sudden.....flashing red lights.

I'm thinkin'...oh dear...the red tape over my tail light must have come off in the rain.....(but I wasn't worried cuz I have the NEW tail light in the back seat....in the box.....) And I pull into a parking lot.....the cop (did I mention she was hot) comes up to my car and asks for my license and all that other stuff I have to have. And then she says....."Wait right here."

And off she goes to talk to the guy in front of me, who had also pulled into the parking lot. Don't know why.

Another officer drives up and I'm starting to get a little scared at this point....

The woman officer comes back to me and I asked, "Did I do something wrong?" (Then almost gasped because I've been told never to ask a police officer that for some reason. But I didn't KNOW!)

She said, "Yes, you ran a red light back there..."



She said, the way the lights are set up ~ and I don't know why they did it like that because it IS confusing ~ you were looking at the light at the next intersection. So was the guy in front of you. And you just followed him.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh......oh no, I said.....I'm so sorry. Ok.....(I really wanted to stick my wrists out for her to cuff me, but I refrained.) I apologized again.

She said, "I can't give you a ticket, so I'm just going to warn you to be careful."



And then, before I drove off, I noticed both officers helping the man in the other car, OUT of the car.....he may have been a little wobbly.

Rut roh.

Just another exciting evening in the life of Diva. Any day I have a brush with the law is a GOOD day! Her cuffs may have glistened in the headlights a little.......

<sigh>