I must confess,
-As much as I am excited about classes starting tomorrow, I am going to enjoy my Spanish class.
-While emptying the dishwasher of the clean dishes, I got cut by a steak knife that was put in the silverware basket wrong. Now I have a small cut on the back of my arm!

<- going to open this on the person who loaded that dishwasher; I am going to need

afterwards!