I confess I love my barber Vinnie, but he is turning into such a yuppie.

Two months ago I had to wait for over an hour while is dying, styling, foofing long women's hair, despite the fact that I had called ahead and was on time. Now I call today for a hair cut and am informed that he works in the Pearl District on Wednesdays. The Pearl District? WTF Vinnie we are SE Portland all the way. I just wanna call ahead, wait a few minutes, get my 15 minute flattop cut and go out for a cheese burger for lunch afterwards. Is that too much to ask?