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Leigh · 01-27-2011, 06:51 PM

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eye fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?" "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"

01-27-2011, 06:51 PM	#360
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eye fluttered open and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?" "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!" __________________ "When you fall off the wagon ... clutch the sides of it until you get a better grip!"