you know you're getting older when
...when u can only buy ur favorite candy at Cracker Barrel
...when you talk about the brat pack and all u get are blank stares
...when your kids asks you how much allowance you got and you said $5,then they ask why even bother?
...when the snap,crackle,pop u hear ISNT coming from ur bowl of cereal
...when talking to your children) it starts out with "when i was a kid"
...when ur at a restaurant they offer u the senior discount menu
...people ask for ur aarp card for discounts
...when u text ur son in the other room to come and bring u the remote that is on the coffee table less than 2 feet away...or put ur dirty glass in the sink
OR turn off the light
...when a kiss and a pat is all it takes to satisfy you.
...and last but not least you know you're getting old when you have to read then reread your post to make sure you didnt say something twice
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