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Old 03-06-2011, 12:16 AM   #399
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Jackhammer recounting her dream to me.

Jack: "Honey, I had a dream last night that Cinderella was helping me get on a ride so that I could get back to you"

Me: "WHAT? Cinderella? Like a cartoon or a real Cinderella?"

Jack: "A real one. She had a wand and everything"

Me: "BWAAAAHHAAAAAAA. Babe, I don't think Cinderella ever had a wand, BWAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA"

Jack, very seriously: "Well this one did"

Me: Hysterical laughter

Jack: "She was a really nice Cinderella"

Me: More hysterical laughter

Jack : "It's not funny, I was upset"

Me, spewing coke all over the dining room.
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