[Kenna]

Originally Posted by Blade

Momma and Daddy..........Geez I'm gonna have to quit letting them out by themselves.....she/her Camry was assaulted by a deer this morning on her way to work, trashed the drivers front quarter panel, headlight, and some of the driver door. If that wasn't enough, when I went by to check out the damage, Daddy had gotten home and he came outside and says "Did you see my van?"....he turned to sharply leaving a gas station and ran into one of those concrete safety poles they put up.....he said I don't know how I hit that damn pole, I had just walked right past it....I told them....the insurance company was gonna write them off.....

HOLY Hannah!!!
We are gonna take his van keys and give the old goat *insert affection* a golf cart with side bumpers like a boat and an engine from a Barbie car!!
and your momma needs to turn in her fancy FAST car for a peddle car!!!
It cracks me up that he can't pick on her now about how she backed into a light pole at the Auction!! LOL!!! poor old goat!!

Oh yeah...and your daddy's golf cart needs a "back up beeper" with side air bags!! and momma needs deer whistles on her bumper!!!!!!!

Let's not forget about your daddy's little run in with the cops!!



Here's a peddle car for momma.... tell her it has energy saving air conditioning!!

and NO buttons on the console for her to fight with daddy about while they are driving in city traffic!!
Remember that day?