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Scorp · 03-25-2011, 11:25 AM

This was just brought to my attention when on the phone with Ladi earlier:

(Phone rings) Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!!!

Me: "Hello"?

Ladi: "Hi honey, how are you doing this morning"?

Me: "Good, I just had some coffee, so I'm more alive and thank you for your little note"

Ladi: "I guess you don't remember making funny sounds in your sleep" ?

Me: "Ummm, no, why? What was I doing"?? "Was I snoring"???

Ladi: "Well, I remember hearing you making some sort of strange sounds so I started to rub your back gently". "And no, you were'nt snoring, it was more like a breathing heh, heh, heh sound."

Me: "Really"??? I have no recollection of that at all!". "How weird, you sure it wasn't one of the cats"???

Ladi: "No, it wasn't one of the cats hon, it was you and then it happened again, so I reached my hand out again to rub your back and thought your back was still facing me, until you slapped my hand real hard". "I guess you don't remember doing that either".

Me: "OMFG, now that you said that about the hand thing, I remember feeling a hand near my face and slapped it down hard!". "Shit, now I remember"! LOLOL "Did it hurt"???

Ladi: (Laughing) "A little bit, but more than anything it scared me, because it startled me". Maybe you thought it was a bug or something and you started swatting away".

Me: "No, I remember in my sleep feeling a hand on my face in the dark, so I reacted". "But it could have been worse, I could have bitten it off or something".

BOTH OF US: (Laughing on the phone)

Me: "So whattya want for dinner tonight"?

03-25-2011, 11:25 AM	#16
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Apparently This Happened Weeee Hours of The A.M. This was just brought to my attention when on the phone with Ladi earlier: (Phone rings) Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!!! Me: "Hello"? Ladi: "Hi honey, how are you doing this morning"? Me: "Good, I just had some coffee, so I'm more alive and thank you for your little note" Ladi: "I guess you don't remember making funny sounds in your sleep" ? Me: "Ummm, no, why? What was I doing"?? "Was I snoring"??? Ladi: "Well, I remember hearing you making some sort of strange sounds so I started to rub your back gently". "And no, you were'nt snoring, it was more like a breathing heh, heh, heh sound." Me: "Really"??? I have no recollection of that at all!". "How weird, you sure it wasn't one of the cats"??? Ladi: "No, it wasn't one of the cats hon, it was you and then it happened again, so I reached my hand out again to rub your back and thought your back was still facing me, until you slapped my hand real hard". "I guess you don't remember doing that either". Me: "OMFG, now that you said that about the hand thing, I remember feeling a hand near my face and slapped it down hard!". "Shit, now I remember"! LOLOL "Did it hurt"??? Ladi: (Laughing) "A little bit, but more than anything it scared me, because it startled me". Maybe you thought it was a bug or something and you started swatting away". Me: "No, I remember in my sleep feeling a hand on my face in the dark, so I reacted". "But it could have been worse, I could have bitten it off or something". BOTH OF US: (Laughing on the phone) Me: "So whattya want for dinner tonight"?