Things l did....
decided my mom needed red shoes so painted all her black heels red
cut the hair off my sisters Barbies dolls because she wouldn let me play with them
drank sewing machine oil, and lemon Pledge, in one day, and never got sick
climbed out my window onto the roof, and fell into the holly tree, climbed back UP the tree because I knew I'd catch it for being on the roof. Woke up with my pj's stuck to my body because of the all the cuts and scratches, and still caught shit!
tormented my sister till she called me an effing a**hole in front of our dad, who thought it hysterical!
and all that was before I turned 12!!
hellion?
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