[Rook]

-♦-If you plan to travel, take a break..Maybe visit friends....?
LET THE PERSON KNOW....
Don't just disappear for MONTHS, and show up expectin' cuddles, kisses and everything in its usual spot..
Yes, Love should be timeless, but then...after the first few months, u can't blame me if I start asking "wtf?!?!"

-♦-Don't expect mind-reading, I'm as good in said talent as you are when u see my obviously not-too-happy glance and u're clueless as to why.

-♦-If you kick, shove or sprawl out in your sleep(feeding me a sleepy foot somehow beyond my comprehension), don't be baffled when u see me sleeping in the spare room.

-♦-If I know I'm right, and I still "inherit" the Couch, please...
The next Morning?
Don't ask what was so fucking funny the previous night, after you slammed and locked the bedroom door. It's called TV, satellite and DVD options. Believe me, we Both suffer when I'm in the "doghouse"....But, you have books{and maybe a 'power tool'}, and I have late night "shows"{..maybe cinemax}.

-♦-If you wash dishes, or flush the Toilet, while I'm in the Shower...?
Don't come rushing, almost knocking the bathroom door down, scared shitless cuz I just let out a very rare high pitched painful Scream....

-♦-If you're "hearing"{as in Not-Deaf}, and this vital...
pay attention, pleez...
If you say "never mind", after your failed attempt at explaining something 3 times, we will have a problem.
I understand it's frustration galore for you, imagine My frustration in not having a clue.
Do not get pissed off when I'm rapidly "Signing" with a Deaf Femme {maybe boi} and they giggle, if you ask "what?" and I try to explain, and you're still clueless, welcome to my world...k?

-♦-You like Romantic Comedies, chick Flicks...
I like suspense, Horror {some gore} and Psych Thriller, let us not debate this, I'll sit thru Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore when you sit through Matt Damon and Forest Whitaker.

-♦-Oh, and share the popcorn, pookie.

[namaste !!!!]