[dixie]

Originally Posted by Jesse

When ya fall asleep while masturbating!

Hey now. I'm not quite 32 yet and I do that. (Or maybe I'm just bored with myself. )


I think my biggest problem (other than forgetting things, losing things, can barely get out of my car or bed without my knees and back sounding like a box of rice krispies, or the fact that I say "huh" or "excuse me?" a thousand times a day when people are talking to me) is that I officially have more white (no, not just gray, WHITE) hair than both of my parents combined. I was looking at it today because I've let the color grow out so I can change colors. I guarantee that if I did not dye my hair from now til LR, my formerly dark brown/black hair would be solid white. *le sigh*