A customer, when I asked him to sign for his purchase, he said "Well can I sign your name?"
I smiled and said "Your name preferably, it's your company making the purchase...Unless you want to split your paycheck with me? I'm sure you make more than I do!"
And he grinned at me and said "Hell, I make enough to cover both of us, sure honey!"
Customers that can flirt and not make me super uncomfortable make me

I love my regulars!