I have writers block and it's gone beyond ridiculous now. What should I do?
So far I've been told to:
Eat all the food in my house
Stare at the wall
Phone all my friends
Lock myself in my room
Write anything/rubbish, as long as it's 300 words a day
Deprive myself of food until its done
Use pen and paper
Talk it into a Dictaphone
Write fiction instead
None of them have worked! What am I doing wrong?