While picking up my son from school, a concerned parent called 911 insisting that A child had been Abducted.
Later I would find myself crying into my hardwood floors over and over "That's my Baby" ...It wasn't untill my Son's Paternal grandparents came to my "rescue" that I was allowed to show them my childs birth certificate and social security card along with Pictures from the hospital....I was told, just cause I made a little "half-breed" don't go gettin all upity....*SMH this is dedicated to the fine policemen I met today.....and their Daddies.....
yo daddy
a new version of the dozens
hattie gossett
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yo daddy
yo daddy’s daddy
his daddy
his great granddaddy’s great great grandaddy’s daddy
you daddy look like death ridin’ radar wings
yo daddy walk like a broke dick dog
yo daddy’s breath smell like chemical fallout and industrial waste and he always up in somebody’s face
yo daddy deals coke outta platinumplated minklined deluxe rolls royce van with 16track quad deck and 3d color tv yet he got all 13 of yall livin in a furnished room the size of a mosquitoes tweeter cookin hamhocks on a hotplate and you got to go downstairs to the greasyspoon to go to the bathroom
yo daddy dips snuff and wears a bowler hat and walks pintoed with a cane
you daddy’s daddy’s daddy’s daddy was the slave who stayed behind when everyone else escaped to freedom talkin’ bout i aint gonna leave ma massa cuz he been so good to me
2.
pierre cardin daddy
eleganza daddy
robert hall d
robe wearin dady
joggin suit runnin shoes daddy
surplus store daddy
skullcap earring daddy
greasy do rag daddy
pinhead beanhead footballhead beadyhead dad
earwax toejam daddy
frogeyed redeyed crosseyed daddy
bucktooth snaggletooth gaptooth notooth daddy
highbehind bigbelly daddy
knockkneed slewfooted pigeontoed daddy
liverlip talkinshit tonguetied daddy
sugardaddy with a chippies playground the size of central park
3.
the employer who wants to pinch my ass and pay me less money than he would a man? his daddy
the wife beaters daddy
the rapists daddy
the childmolesters daddy
the socialworkers and judges who say lesbians aint fit mothers? their daddies
the lowlifed protoplasm that steals old peoples welfare and social security checks outta they mailboxes and mugs they money outta they pockets? his daddy
the groceryman who raises the prices on them rotten greens and that rancid meat on check day? his daddy
the healthfood storeman who keeps his prices high all the time? his daddy
the slumlords daddy
the industrial polluters? their daddies
the committee in charge of cuttin back social services? their daddies
the setup nuclear power production committee? their daddies
all the bigtime capitalist daddies
all their smalltime neocolonial overseer daddies too
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if you white you alright if you black get back daddy
i don’t haul no coal daddy
all a blackbitch can do for me is drive me in my whiteonwhiteinwhite cadillac to see a white lady daddy
i don’t want nothing black but a cadillac daddy
talkin black sleepin white daddy
the woman’s position in the revolution is prone daddy
no foreplay daddy
all technique and no feelins daddy
yeah i want some head but naw i aint gonna eat no pussy daddy
no stayin power daddy
if i give you some money and some coke can i watch you and your girlfriend freak off daddy
do you want to tie
can i tie you up and beat you daddy
group sex at the singles club daddy
find em feel em fuck em and forget em daddy
seen at the gaybaths after talkin long and loud bout faggots this and faggots the other daddy
no warmth no sensitivity gentleness affection either daddy
60second daddy
did you come did you come did you come daddy
roll over and go to sleep daddy
5.
soldier sailor green beret daddy
executive suite daddy
maitenance man daddy
hotshot athlete daddy
porno star daddy
ebony bachelor daddy
reefer smokin guntotin asskickin gorilla revolutionary daddy
rushin off to africa where the real struggle is daddy
blissfully ignorant about whats goin on right here daddy
incense sellin daddy
loose joints king daddy
bigtime politico daddy
assembly line daddy
secretary nurse homecompanion daddy
cold beer fishnchips place daddy
rags and old iron daddy
highclass houseniggah daddy
noclass fieldniggah daddy
passin out poorly printed religious tracts in the bus station daddy
shoppingbagman
pimppusher daddy
hoodoo voodoo poet daddy
parttime prophet and guru daddy
parttime nonskilled unemployed daddy
wont get no job daddy
wont wash no dishes daddy
wont take care of no babies daddy
how come my dinner aint ready daddy
what you mean you tired daddy
seen at the notell motel with yo wifes best friend daddy
what you mean you goin out with the sisters daddy
seen at the notell motel with your best friends wife daddy
but baby i didnt mean to hurt yo feelins daddy
wont use no protection daddy
wont let yo woman use no birthcontrol daddy
beat yo woman cuz she had an abortion daddy
it aint none of my baby daddy
strip yo woman naked mutilate her kick her out in the snow daddy
chastity belt daddy
harlot branding daddy
drawing&quatering bonebreaking burning at the stake daddy
madonna in a crisscross on the cross daddy
polygamy daddy
cliterodectomy daddy
hysterectomy daddy
foot bin
child bride daddy
chador and veil daddy
we will not have our women wearing those decadent western bluejeans daddy
if a woman is not a profit to me she is a pain in my ass daddy
i dont want a woman with no hair shorter than mine daddy
a woman is like a pipe you gotta break em in daddy
a menstruating or lactating woman cannot touch food enter holy places sleep in the house or touch men daddy
women are childlike sickly helpless neurotic incapable of serious thought son they will throw lye and cocacola on you while you sleep and make a fool outta you barbeque yo clothes slash yo tires put things in yo food bleed every month blow yur mind and live longer than you daddy
shes cute when shes mad daddy
little girls should wear bouncy curls play passively with pink pasty-faced dolls and with all their hearts and souls hope to die sho nuff cross yo heart and open yo legs love their daddies daddy
yo daddy
my daddy
they all got little bitty peanut dicks