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Member
How Do You Identify?:
As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status:
Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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This is my birthday wishlist:
A Mr. Tea Set
A gun comb.
Laser stars - it would turn our living room ceiling into the most beautiful night sky you’ve ever seen.
That the Time Warner Cable ad would go off the air. The one where the little girl is walking around town calling for her lost dog "Waffles". Who in the hello names their dog Waffles?
A banana guard.
A "little whizzer" novelty liquor dispenser. Liquor comes right out of his penis.
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