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Member
How Do You Identify?:
As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist
Relationship Status:
Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
Posts: 411
Thanks: 294
Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts
Rep Power: 18936851
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Five is a number before 6
Strategic trick or treating.
Locking people out of the car and pretending to drive away.
When I cut off the disgusting toenail on my big toe.
When I am drowning and a dolphin comes to my rescue.
When I sneeze and people say, "Bless you".
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