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How Do You Identify?:
As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?:
Cheerful pessimist
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Married
Join Date: May 2011
Location: In a house we bought
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10-4 Good Buddy
Every time I look at my local paper I find humor in it. From today's paper, A woman answered a knock on her door Friday morning to encounter a heavyset white female wearing a brown hat and scarf and "big dark glasses" spraying her in the face with what seemed to be hairspray and beating her with what is described in the report as "a plastic dump truck."
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