[Rook]

My brother borrows my NY Yankees ballcap, not because he's a fan...
His hair is extra-mega curly, and lookin' like krusty the clown....
btw, I never learn.
I felt bad, and said "here, but take care of it"..
Today, I wake up at 7 am, THE POOCH is walkin' through the living room very proud, happy strutting..With MY ballcap...drooled, chewed and fucked up....
"CHINO !!!!!!!! GET OUT HERE......NOW!!!!"
Half the neighborhood must've heard my mouth.
He finally shows up, annoyed, squinting, yawning with a sleepy
"What?"
I motion to the dog {who, btw, is still enjoying my former favorite ballcap with small air tosses..}
-"Oh...shit..." -sheepish smile-
-"That's it?...Oh Shit? He's chowing on a $27 ballcap."
-"How'd he get it?"
-"Wanna take a guess or 2? My treat, u fucknut."
-"Ummm..."-scratching his head with genuine stupidity..-
At this point, I swiped the ballcap, shooed the dog away and threw the cap at him....
-"It's 7 am, christ"
-"I didn't buy that thing in walmart, you're paying for it!"
-"Aw c'mon I'm broke, I love u tooooo"
-"what the....?"
-"Doesn't I love u mean not having to say i'm sorry?"
-"Fuck no..."

I swear...If he wasn't my Blood...