[Gemme]

Originally Posted by Arwen

I'll PM you my phone number and address. If you need directions...um...you will want to ask someone other than me. I'm really bad with directions.

Stand up and be counted, my directionally challenged sister!

Originally Posted by little man

this is true, mary....i've heard tales of arguments arwen's had with the GPS.

Her GPS is quite argumentative.

Originally Posted by Arwen

Sssst!

You've never taken an Arwen 720 tour. Just ask Vic or Gemme. Or ask Conner about talking to me while I'm shouting at Lola for taking me to the destination I plugged in NOT the destination I wanted.

Do not ask Ash what he named his GPS. I still haven't forgiven him.

I your tours. You should do it on the side, as your 4504th job. But only accept passengers who don't speak English. More fun that way.

Originally Posted by Goofy

Or by trying to figure out which direction you were headed by which side of the car the sun was on...

NOON, Goof. Noon!

Originally Posted by Dude

I'm worried there will be no chips and guacamole.

Well, if you're worried, then obviously you will be joining us.

Your job is to not forget the Honey.

Originally Posted by Arwen

I'm making my guacamole which isn't really REAL guacamole, but I'm told it's good.

This is what happens when that damned Glyneice goes out of town. No Glynncamole. No Hooker wine. No Wii.

I'm sure we can have fun.

Hey I know! We can play "Pin The Dreads On Ebon".

Can someone pick up some heavy duty thumb tacks?

No!

*puts foot down but not saying WHERE*