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How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity'
Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist
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I have this wonderful boss who on Friday at 3:00 pm says, "Need you to get that spreadsheet done by Monday."
What damn spreadsheet you ____________ (fill in the blank).
She then explained what she wanted. She is nothing but a damn low down ___________ (fill in the blank) and needs to retire.
To make a long story short! I just spend 15 hours building a spreadsheet with so much information on it that it nearly made me puke. I thought it would never end. I had hot flashes, the shakes, and my eyes are now bleeding.
*spit*
Good night!
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