1. I can play EA's Sims games for 12 hours straight and never get bored.
2. I secretly want my own island for people who are like minded (I don't want to be the ruler, just the benefactor)
3. I can not interact with humans for over 30 days(other then my spouse) and be completely satisfied.
4. My facial expression generally has little to do with what I am actually thinking. Most of the world would have little appreciation for the thoughts or emotions I might be having when you say "Good Morning Sunshine".
5. I enjoy it when people call me a curmudgeon.
and......because I am a non-conformer:
6. Although I am generally opinionated, cranky, and still a bit precocious, I can be a lot of fun to be around most days.