I LOVE this thread and so far i'm on page 12 and plan to read them all.
1 - I dont drink caffeine or carbonation
2 - My clock is ticking SOOOO loudly since turning 40
3 - I'm addicted to endurance sports for the endorphine rushes
4 - I want to fall in love with someone who will let me quit my job and stay home and make babies for a few years

5 - I too love the smell of a cigar or pipe but dislike the smell of cigarettes