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weatherboi · 01-18-2010, 10:35 AM

Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck.

Did you hear about the stoners that locked their keys in the car ? It took them two hours to get out.

Q. How do you get a one armed hippie out of a tree ?
A. You pass him a joint.

Q. What do you get when you eat marijuana ?
A. A pot belly

Q. What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ?
A. Double jointed.

Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other i sure wish i could do that. The other stoner says you better get to know him better first.

Q. How do fish party ?
A. Seaweed.

Q. Hear about the stoner who put his condom on backwards ?
A. He went.

Q. What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
A. Malnutrition.

Q. What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ?
A. A Liar.

Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ?
A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

01-18-2010, 10:35 AM	#23
weatherboi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?: Hey boy!!! Relationship Status: counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!! Posts: 6,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,797 Thanked 12,549 Times in 2,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Pot Jokes Q. What is the difference between politicians and stoners ? A. Politicians don't inhale...they just suck. Did you hear about the stoners that locked their keys in the car ? It took them two hours to get out. Q. How do you get a one armed hippie out of a tree ? A. You pass him a joint. Q. What do you get when you eat marijuana ? A. A pot belly Q. What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs ? A. Double jointed. Two stoners are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls. One says to the other i sure wish i could do that. The other stoner says you better get to know him better first. Q. How do fish party ? A. Seaweed. Q. Hear about the stoner who put his condom on backwards ? A. He went. Q. What do you call one bowl between three tokers ? A. Malnutrition. Q. What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ? A. A Liar. Q. How do you know when you have smoked enough pot ? A. When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.