I learned that if cops find a spoon in your car, even if you've wiped it, they can still swab it and find heroin residue.
Also that if you are too f'd up to drive, pull over, take the keys out of the ignition, and get in the passenger seat. That way they can't get you for operational/driving. (Basically, they can't put you in the driver's seat with the keys engaged.)
Want to know how I learned this? My hair stylist was called by the cops while I was with her and I drove her to where they had her husband on the curb. Seems improper to say I enjoyed it, but I can say it was interesting.
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