As easy as standing on your head stacking BBs. (dad)
Don't get your tail so tied up in knots. (mom)
Cold as a well digger's ass. (dad)
Pay ya Tuesday for a hamburger today. (uncle stole it from his favorite whimpy)
I am going to rip off your arms and legs and beat you to death with 'em. (grandpa)
I am going to knock off your block and shit down your neck. (grandma's version)
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