Let's keep this just between us, okay?
Some, but by no means all, of my weird eating habits:
Dessert first (preferably Ben & Jerry's Red Velvet Cake ice cream, alongside Entenmann's donuts heated in the microwave).
Dipping potato chips (salt and vinegar please) in cream cheese. Special note: cream cheese must be slightly melted, having been spread in plentiful quantities on toasted everything bagel.
Butter AND cream cheese on a toasted bagel (As a Jew, it's all about the bagels for me.).
Quinoa and Greek yogurt mixed together (a new weird eating habit).
Chopped salami cooked in scrambled eggs (childhood).
Chewing gum and once the flavor runs out adding a candy like a Smarties or Sweethearts to the gum to re-flavor it.
My bro and I have enjoyed buying Junior Mints and hot buttered popcorn at the movies and mixing in the Junior mints with the popcorn so that they are a little melted.
Frying onions and pine nuts and adding them to baked beans.
Microwaving store bought cookie dough on a plate like a pancake so that part of it is soft and part of it is very crispy and then eating it with a fork and dipping it in icing (!).
Diet coke poured over ice cream, because the "diet" makes all the difference, right?