[CherylNYC]

I fervently hope that someone arrests Mr. Swier in a public men's room for his 'wide stance'.

Then it would be Michelle Bachman's turn to get arrested for assaulting her undocumented immigrant housekeeper.

Ms. Bachman's husband will be caught sexting his penis pics to his boyfriend Fred Phelps, who will die of a stroke brought on by the stress of exposure. Upon his death, the Westboro group will find that their organisation is bankrupt since Mr Phelps has spent the donated money on rent boys who he hired to 'carry his luggage'.

Mr. Bachman will appeal to his old friend Rush Limbaugh to help him out with his marriage. Ms. Bachman is not pleased because the press has been leaking her husband's gay sexts one by one over the week. She does, however, like that they take the focus off her own legal troubles. Rush manages to broker a deal between them, and they've arranged to meet behind the local 7-11 at Mr.Limbaugh's request. (He had to meet his dealer there, first.) The local tabloids have hacked Ms. Bachman's phone and they send a stealth news team to cover the event.

Unfortunately, Rush will proceed to OD in the Bachman's car with them at his side. Mr. Limbaugh's dealer will be arrested just after he cops, and the dealer will instantly give him up to the arresting officers. The local constabulary will descend upon the suspect car just after the news team starts filming the Bachman's trying desperately to drag the larger-than-life body of Mr. Limbaugh into the drainage ditch behind the dimly lit parking lot.

Did I leave anyone out?