[JAGG]

Inspired by Mary Hooper.
Take your half out of the middle.
You're all shined up like a new penny.
That car is deer. (meaning the car is expensive)
Oh she thinks her shit is better than ice cream, I don't see anyone following her around with a dixie cup.
The hail fellow well met. (Meaning he thinks he's more important than he is)
Too dumb to come in out of the rain.
You pay the band, you pick the music.
Hard work never killed anybody yet.
You kids have everything coming and going, you don't know what it means to go without.
Like it or lump it.
Everyone has something to offer.
But for the grace of god, there go I.
Shirts going one way, pants going the other, you look like a bag tied in the middle.
(My fav. One) laughing leads to crying.