I will not....
-Feel bad about sleeping in today.
-Swear under my breath the entire time I am pumping gas today.
-Stop feeding the racoon family cat food because the crazy neighbor lady doesn't like it.
-Show the gym any mercy today.

-Listen when someone tries to tell me that ice cream is better than a snowcone.
-Promise that I won't post more things I will not do later in the day/night.