Daktari

Now wearing: white trainer socks, blue boxers, black vest (singlet)

Now eating: Nothing, not long since had steak in pepper sauce and frites

Now drinking: Prosecco

Now listening to: Madame Cholet talking on the phone

Smell like: Chap-who's-been-travelling-most-of-the-day

Last website visited: Tour de France

Last person who made you smile: Madame Cholet

Now leaving for: Nowhere, I'm waiting until Madame Cholet has tidied up Beirut (her bedroom)