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Flatulence has zero entertainment value, I will not pull your finger, no matter how loud you ask at dinner.
I am glad that you are proud that you can "burp the alphabet", I believe you, there is no need to prove it.
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Who the bloody hell have you been dating????
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possibly someone like me. It's a good thing there's a match for everyone. Inks and I fart loudy and laugh. belch and laugh. fart on each other's legs in bed to get revenge. And when were first dating she said "oh I can't take you hand, " as I was reaching for it "I've got snot on it." and then wiped it on some grass.
But that's inki. and I love her for all of it. she's actually incredibly charming otherwise she couldn't get away with all of the above.
<--- femme that smokes, farts, belches and swears like fuck.
that's not to everyone's taste. but vive la differance and there a pepper to everyone's salt shaker.
edit to add: just an FYI, some of the girls said "be a gentleman" so I don't think there's anything wrong with a similar request from someone else. Perhaps wrong thread, but the request was not outta line, imo.