I am not a lady but I can play one if needed. lol. Please just be yourself on a date. Yes, I know how to act no matter what the situation, but would rather relax and get to know you.
Please do not bring flowers on a first date. Yes I adore flowers, but they will scare me off. Wait for a couple of dates at least please. Cool is key. lol.
If you must text or use cell phone, make it quick.
Please do pull out a joint, I will be pleased as punch!
Please be clean.
A good hair cut or style is always appreciated.
I do enjoy nice manners and a smile.
But remember I would way rather fuck in the back of a cab than be treated like your grandmother.
I do enjoy shows, dinner, symphony etc, but I enjoy hanging out just as much.
As far as money? I don't care about it...I can make my own. If you think your car is too dirty, we can take mine.
Dating need not be expensive! It should be fun and easy!
Oh and don't play too hard to get, if you want to be gotten.
Respect me as a person, not as a Femme.
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No games please. I bore with them easily.
(All of this applies no matter who does the asking out and paying)