[SuperFemme]

Originally Posted by Arwen

I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .

One designated driver
One local bar
One dedicated bartender
One stool
One mouth

Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please."

Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you.

I find that when I order the martini is bigger than when my honey orders. Now why is that?