[Mister Bent]

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? I need to pay more attention when she's trimming my sideys.
2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Basking in the netglow.
3. What's a word that you say a lot? Right.
4. What is your current desktop picture? Capulin Volcano National Monument, in winter.
5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 15
6. Which disney character do you like best? Cruella de Ville
7. Can you roll your tounge? I don't know, since I don't know what a tounge is.
8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Cheese.
9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Big Easy, Raphael Saadiq
10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.
11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Hendricks gin & tonic
12. Any tattoos or piercings? Tattoos yes, all metal has been removed.
13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Not at this juncture.
14. What would you change about yourself? To actually be as tall as I feel.
15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Free drinks.
16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Too many variables to answer here definitively.
17. What would you say about your last ex? Nothing.
18. Biggest turn off? Pathological narcissism.
19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Yes. What - you haven't seen it?
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? Absent when I should have been present.