1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
I still haven't looked. The mirror is not my friend.
2. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping with mon petit cabbage.
3. What's a word that you say a lot?
"Wow".
4. What is your current desktop picture?
5. How old were you the first time you got drunk?
Never been wasted.
6. Which disney character do you like best?
I haven't liked Disney since I was straight.
7. Can you roll your tongue?
No.
8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Pizza.
9. What's your favorite song at the moment?
Drama by Erykah Badu.
10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
Twirl.
11. Favorite Alcoholic drink?
Gin and tonic or red wine.
12. Any tattoos or piercings?
Tatts only.
13. Do you do any kind of drugs?
Just love.
14. What would you change about yourself?
Slow the hair growth please.
15. Something you envy about the opposite sex?
No visible erections at inconvenient moments.
16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
Signs point to no.
17. What would you say about your last ex?
Bye bye.
18. Biggest turn off?
Selfishness.
19. Have you ever made a sex tape?
Goggle it.
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
Stopped talking to someone without explanation.