What name do you go by? Charlie
How old are you? 55
Where were you born? California
What is your greatest fear? being trapped in a car underwater
What is your earliest memory? pouring milk from my bottle on my head and telling my mom I was shampooing my hair
What is your most embarrassing moment? Once I pulled my harley up into our driveway which was on a small incline, and as I was lifting my leg over the seat, the strap of my boot caught the high peg and I pulled the whole bike over on top of me in the driveway...while my neighbors watched.
What would your super power be? invisibility
What do you most dislike about your appearance? weight
What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? a leather tux with a leather bow tie
Who would play you in the film of your life? well...I would choose Meryl Streep, but I would get Roseanne Barr
What is your most unappealing habit? lately I've started chewing my nails. trying to stop.
What is your favourite book? non fiction: Portrait of a Seductress, the life of Natalie Barney Fiction: Gone With The Wind
What does love feel like? Love feels like the book you don't ever want to end, the way a particularly beautiful sunset fills the sky, the feeling you belong to someone and they to you.
What's the worst job you've ever done? Worked in a tomato canning factory peeling tomatoes. (my first job)
What has been your biggest disappointment? not doing something better with my life
When did you last cry and why? I don't cry anymore. Its a weakness I can't indulge in.
What is the closest you've come to death? Five years ago I had 3 pulmonary embolisms in two months. The first one caused 8 clots in my left lung and 3 in my right. The doc told me one more day at home and I would have bit the dust.
How would you like to be remembered? as an honest person and a loyal friend
What is the most important lesson life has taught you? You have to take care of your own ass because nobody else is going to do it for you.
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Chivalry is when you meet a woman you would rather die for, than live with.
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