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Sassy · 08-02-2011, 06:29 PM

How old are you? 35

Where were you born? Panama City Beach, Florida, USofA

What is your greatest fear? Snakes

What is your earliest memory? riding in the back seat of my family's chevy malibu, listening to my parents talk in the front seats.

What is your most embarrassing moment? This one time, at band camp...
nevermind

What would your super power be? Healing others

What do you most dislike about your appearance? My hips of doom

What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? uhm... let me go look in my closet... ah, yes, gothy vampiress with punk hair...

Who would play you in the film of your life? Probably Reese Witherspoon... I just hate her.

What is your most unappealing habit? I bite my lip. Hard. Til it's ouchy. And sometimes bleeding. It starts out looking like a cute nervous habit. But then it just looks like someone popped me in the mouth.

What is your favourite book? Brightly Burning by Mercedes Lackey. ... I think more authors should write tragedies...

What does love feel like? Hot stones... Have you ever had a hot stone massage? The heat and weight are amazing, comforting, soothing. Warmth suffuses your body leaving you light-headed and giddy. Tension slips from your muscles and you relax, unwind, feel like yourself... But when love goes bad. The hot stones burn. The weight becomes unbearable. You're blistered and burned. Burdened and weighed down. Until you learn to let go.

What's the worst job you've ever done? Telemarketer. I was supposed to call retirees and tell them about the company's amazing time share offers. But the retirees in Florida are all from the north. And I'm southern. There was a communication gap. I didn't sell many time shares.

What has been your biggest disappointment? ... Uhm, so far, just life... ? LOL

When did you last cry and why? ((Really? Why does every silly meme on the web ask this question?))

What is the closest you've come to death? Once when I was in surgery the anesthesia felt really nice and I decided it might be OK to just quit breathing altogether and leave this icky earth place. But the doctor's disagreed and so I decided to give it another go. I'm not saying they were right. But I'm not saying they were wrong either.

How would you like to be remembered? Foxy

What is the most important lesson life has taught you? The only person who can stand up for you, do for you, plan for you and love you without reservation, is YOU.

08-02-2011, 06:29 PM	#20
Sassy Member How Do You Identify?: Female Relationship Status: Together Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: In the sunshine Posts: 598 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 815 Thanked 1,929 Times in 460 Posts Rep Power: 19641164	How old are you? 35 Where were you born? Panama City Beach, Florida, USofA What is your greatest fear? Snakes What is your earliest memory? riding in the back seat of my family's chevy malibu, listening to my parents talk in the front seats. What is your most embarrassing moment? This one time, at band camp... nevermind What would your super power be? Healing others What do you most dislike about your appearance? My hips of doom What would your fancy dress costume of choice be? uhm... let me go look in my closet... ah, yes, gothy vampiress with punk hair... Who would play you in the film of your life? Probably Reese Witherspoon... I just hate her. What is your most unappealing habit? I bite my lip. Hard. Til it's ouchy. And sometimes bleeding. It starts out looking like a cute nervous habit. But then it just looks like someone popped me in the mouth. What is your favourite book? Brightly Burning by Mercedes Lackey. ... I think more authors should write tragedies... What does love feel like? Hot stones... Have you ever had a hot stone massage? The heat and weight are amazing, comforting, soothing. Warmth suffuses your body leaving you light-headed and giddy. Tension slips from your muscles and you relax, unwind, feel like yourself... But when love goes bad. The hot stones burn. The weight becomes unbearable. You're blistered and burned. Burdened and weighed down. Until you learn to let go. What's the worst job you've ever done? Telemarketer. I was supposed to call retirees and tell them about the company's amazing time share offers. But the retirees in Florida are all from the north. And I'm southern. There was a communication gap. I didn't sell many time shares. What has been your biggest disappointment? ... Uhm, so far, just life... ? LOL When did you last cry and why? ((Really? Why does every silly meme on the web ask this question?)) What is the closest you've come to death? Once when I was in surgery the anesthesia felt really nice and I decided it might be OK to just quit breathing altogether and leave this icky earth place. But the doctor's disagreed and so I decided to give it another go. I'm not saying they were right. But I'm not saying they were wrong either. How would you like to be remembered? Foxy What is the most important lesson life has taught you? The only person who can stand up for you, do for you, plan for you and love you without reservation, is YOU.