1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
I don't really have a best friend, so...
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
um...on my side?
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?
of course
4. What body part do you wash first?
my face
5. What's the strangest talent you have?
I have no idea
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie
7. Do you pee in the pool?
ewww no!
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
drive around the block...I'm a sucky parallel parker
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
not that I can remember lol
10. How many times have you been cussed out?
HA! Like I can remember that number!
11. Which shoe do you put on first?
whichever is closer
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
hmm...that I thought they were attractive
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
HD
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
yes
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
eww...I don't really want to think about that.
17. What was your childhood nickname?
Jake
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
hehehehehehe
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
gross, no
20. How do you eat your cookie?
one bite at a time
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
sing, usually, but I did sing in front of HD and she didn't run screaming so I guess she's a keeper
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
depends on what I'm drinking
23. How often do you clean out your ears?
daily
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
either works
25. Do you have any strange phobias?
yes
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
not that I recall
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
yes
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
nope
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
yes...LMAO
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
both
31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
didn't know it was lost