I have a pink baseball bat behind the front door and a dead bolt. I have a 12inch really sharp Gaucho knife in my bedside table, and a really sharp bayonette in my dresser.
I have guns, this is TN after all. I was 4 when my father had me shoot for the first time
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A ferocious teacup minpin.
A policeman lives next door and another 3 doors down in our apartment complex and there is pretty much always a police cruiser out front.
My car is protected by La Virgen de Guadalupe.