1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Mary
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Toe!
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? No, but I might sniff it
4. What body part do you wash first? Face
5. What's the strangest talent you have? Dramatic Shakespearean-style readings of hate mail!
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie
7. Do you pee in the pool? Depends on the pool
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Parallel
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yep. I was 19 and had a hard time getting the first one out the door!
10. How many times have you been cussed out? I worked in customer service in my early 20's so LOTS.
11. Which shoe do you put on first? Right
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? All of them except for Jackhammer have had addictions. Alcohol, drugs, gambling, etc.
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, but I've sent other people to do it
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Jackhammer or my Dad
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? The towel because I'd much rather dry my ass naturally than sleep in funk!
17. What was your childhood nickname? Sugarpot, Gigi, or Venus(like the flytrap)
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Read a book
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No way!
20. How do you eat your cookie? I shove the whole thing in my mouth and chew
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others? Take a dump
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I very rarely drink so usually 2 will do it
23. How often do you clean out your ears? Every time I get out of the shower
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold!
25. Do you have any strange phobias? Christmas sweaters and emus
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? a chain from a set of dog-tags (and then I coughed it back out my mouth so that there was part of it hanging out my nose and part hanging out my mouth)
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Ride an ironing board down a flight of stairs like a toboggan (that resulted in multiple stitches)
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? no
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Yep, but I've also been the farter so whatever
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Help them, of course
31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Only if it involves cheetah print and spandex
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