1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Kathy, which was also MY mom's name.
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I love my moles and none are in weird spots, but I shall choose the one in the middle of the bottom of my left foot.
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it
just to be sure?
I might.
4. What body part do you wash first?
Face.
5. What's the strangest talent you have?
I asked Ebon and he says it's the way I crack and pop bones and cartilage that any normal person just shouldn't be able to do. I was going to say my knack for finding 'found' objects to use in craft projects (I found a coin from a gentleman's club today!) but I guess I'll go with his answer.
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Both, kinda. I had a really in innie and then I spent three weeks solid crying as an infant and I popped that sucker out some, but just enough so that I can't get a decent belly ring, dammit.
7. Do you pee in the pool?
Now? No. Ever? Yes.
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I prefer to not parallel park, but will if I have little to no other options.
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
With the same person or different ones? Because the answer's yes to the former and no to the latter.
10. How many times have you been cussed out?
Was I supposed to keep track? 
11. Which shoe do you put on first?
The one I want.
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Um, yes.
Me.
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Cow tipping, but I didn't tip them since I like cows more than I like people.
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
Depends on the day. If it's the night before a day off, it's likely to be my honey. If I'm going into a work day, I think about customers and bosses and my coworker.
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Yes.
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Towels would be cheaper to buy than new sheets.
17. What was your childhood nickname?
Mom called me her little pill a lot.
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Again, I don't consider it weird, but I suppose masturbating would qualify. I heard about a woman who rear-ended someone because they stopped short and she was paying attention to shaving her hooha instead of the road. She gets my vote.
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Yes, but luckily I'm not that flexible any longer.
20. How do you eat your cookie?
With my mouth. Hands too.
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Ummmm....I feel that masturbating might be the 'easy' option, so I'm going to go with singing.
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I don't know; never been.
23. How often do you clean out your ears?
What?
Every day.
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Both but mostly casually fold.
25. Do you have any strange phobias?
I would prefer not to die, so most of my phobias are linked to that in one way or another. I don't consider any of them strange.
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Besides my finger or the occasional raisin or marble? Nah. Oh, wait. Tissue. And a hair trimmer. Not at the same time, of course.
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Absolutely.
I was weak.
WEAK, I tell you!!!
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
No, but I've called him the wrong name.
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
It happens, on average, about 16 times a day, so yeah. One of those times is bound to happen inconveniently on a date.
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
Depends. Are they hurt? If they are really hurt or terribly embarrassed, I help. If it's no big deal, I laugh, then help.
31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I have a sway back. Does that count?