[Daywalker]

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

On another Forum...ssshhhhhhh

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you
have to touch it just to be sure?

No, I touch it to leave mah ever lasting mark
upon the life of an inanimate object.

Oh, wait...was there a person under said paint?

4. What body part do you wash first?

Is this kinda like pin the tail on the Hippy?

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

Strange is open to loose interpretation.
I'll get back to you on this one.

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Both.

Wait.

What are we talking about?

7. Do you pee in the pool?

Don't be silly, certainly not in my own pool!
If I had one, that is.

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

Is this with or without a car?

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

Yes, one of the three even agreed it was a 'date'.

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

I can't hear you,
I've got weed in mah eye.

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

One of my own,
it cuts down on the confusion.

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

Me.

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Yes.
But I'd like to pint out that cows are
much bigger when yer only a foot or two away from them.

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

I'm supposed to remember that in the morning?

No one told me there would be a test on that later.

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

Yes.
And no, Puff the Magic Dragon was not really mine.

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again
or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

I can sleep on mah towel.
I'll take towel for 1,000 Alex.

17. What was your childhood nickname?

Don't be nosey.

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

Please refer to number 9...for now.

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

No, but they have bitten others.
Have U seen them?

20. How do you eat your cookie?

Orally.

21. Name something you do when you're alone
that you wouldn't do in front of others.

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

Depends on who's buying.

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

As opposed to someone else's?

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

...before or after?

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

No, I like strange things.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

OmG...you too?
...sounds funny when you hear Russian from yer nostrils, right?

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

No one has dared me to do anything since that one time...

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

It's more fun to call yer Ex by your love interests name.
Pisses em off pretty good all right.

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

You mean there were bonus points for this?

I knew I shoulda paid more attention to those things.

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help
them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

Is this an either/or thing?
Frankly I'm pretty sure I do the two simultaneously.

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Why not, it left my front a few years ago.