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How Do You Identify?: Butch, Switch, Comedian...G...whichever.
Preferred Pronoun?: He....with an e!
Relationship Status: I'll take kinky & twisted for $200, Alex!!
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Mrs. Pinkielee
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I have no clue!
3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?
no, I don't like getting paint on my hands
4. What body part do you wash first?
If showering with someone, usually her ta tas!
5. What's the strangest talent you have?
You'd have to ask the girl from question #4.
6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
innie fo sho
7. Do you pee in the pool?
I take it serious when people say "WE DON'T SWIM IN YOUR TOILET, SO DON'T PEE IN OUR POOL!"
8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
What good would driving around the block do? Park it!
9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
You bet..one on each arm!
10. How many times have you been cussed out?
ummmmmm
11. Which shoe do you put on first?
Always the right...right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe. ALWAYS.
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Yeah, ME!
13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
No, but I have been stripper tipping a time or two!
14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
good question.
15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
I've heard a few top 40 hits that sound like they are written about me!
16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
I'd wash the sheets...I'd just go hop in bed and roll around after I showered.
17. What was your childhood nickname?
Don Jr.
18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
had my head out the window and howled like a siren to get through traffic.
19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
probably when I was little...I always chewed on my toes; don't think I can manage that these days.
20. How do you eat your cookie?
well, first I have to do a trick, then I run with it through the house and eat it in two bites.
21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
I hold Barbie's hand.
22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Depends on the drink and the company.
23. How often do you clean out your ears?
what?!
24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Oh, I don't stuff my sports bra.
25. Do you have any strange phobias?
I think mine are pretty normal.
26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
I accidentally had a straw go up my nose when I was driving and trying to drink from it at the same time.
27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
no regrets...not even the dares.
28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
I called her by my dogs name once...yeah, I am that awesome.
29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
No, but that would be a great way to end a date that isn't going so well...great idea!
30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
It depends on if I know them and if they are hurt. If Strappie fell down, I would laugh my ass off while helping him up..lol We are buds like that!
31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I never lost it.
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