Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much
Preferred Pronoun?: Mme.
Relationship Status: Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
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I confess that going to an old-fashioned carnival and midway where you could pay a dollar for a chance to win a giant ham, sausage, or package of cheese was super fun.
I confess that the FOUR giant packs of sausage I won all contain nitrates and that they will probably go home with my Pappy on Sunday.
I confess that Jackhammer made crazy crab-moon eyes over the chance to win a deer stand or rifle in the big raffle.
I confess that someone's little granny had doused herself in a reallllll stinky-sweet perfume and that I can't get it out of my nose!
I confess that I'm going yard-saling in the morning.
I confess that tomorrow night we are grilling out and watching some scary movies.
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