[Wryly]

Saturday I had to be to work at 9am. Usually I take the train in but due to construction - - that there wasn't any warning about - - the 3 lane highway was reduced to 1 lane. Everyone was forced to exit on a side street.
I got to work at my usual time - but I had to drive in since I missed my train.
Around 2 pm I started feeling sick. When the evening shift person came to give me my lunch break at 3pm she took one look at me and told me to go home and she'd cover the rest of my shift.
The drive home included stupid people that wouldn't let me merge - so I ended up going to a different highway altogether. Then there was a mini monsoon. Got home and just went to bed and slept for 5 hours. Got up and called in sick for the next day. Had a glass of water and went to back to bed.
Sunday I slept until almost 9am. Got up and let the dog out, put out her food, went back to bed and slept until 2pm. Awake, had a glass of water, read some of my book, napped - - - repeat until 6pm.
Got up and had toast. Finished my book. Went to bed at 10pm.