What childhood injury do you remember most?
I was about 8 years old and pushing my brother in one of those old pedal cars...I tripped and since my hands were on the car, I fell face first into the concrete. I had two black eyes, a bloody nose, and assorted scrapes and cuts. My face was such a mess that had it happened today, my parents would probably have been charged with child abuse.
What did you like most about school?
Everything
What did you want to be when you grew up?
Veterinarian
Were you ever a bully?
No
Fav prank you ever pulled?
It involved a convertible and vanilla shake...I cannot say more on the grounds that I may incriminate myself 
Ever invented something?
I don't think so
You wouldn't be caught dead where?
The Republican National Convention
Any phobias?
Heights....and sharks.
Do you believe in extraterrestrials?
Yes
Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
If you HAD to change your name what would you change it to?
I have NO idea!