1. I know the Rice-a-Roni woman--the one who sings "Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco Treat!" Longest running commercial in history. She's made a bundle off it. She also sang for Dinah Shore, and for Shirley Jones as Shirley Partridge.
2. <clutch!> I was just reminiscing about #1 and came in here and posted it and now I have to think of 4 more things.
3. I definitely don't have a singer's voice, but I can carry a tune acapello. Got some range, too. Star Spangled Banner, I laugh--ha ha!--at your high notes!
4. I've been cited for public nudity twice. Once at Black's Beach, which is a nude beach so fuck them; and once at Sea World. . . .
5. I can't swim but it doesn't matter because if I find myself in water, I become crazed with terror and I spin my legs as fast as Roadrunner's and rise above the surface and zoom to land.